Bolts 101, fixin broken ones and other shop mayhem

[Denny]

3M, that name has already been taken. Sorry. Can I suggest 4M? Mistakes, Malfunctions, Mayhem and Monstrosity’s.

 

[Master Hack]

I like it! Fits as well!

before l order biz cards, should it be monstrositys or monstrosities?

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

 

[Denny]

Heck I don’t know, I only got a 6th grade educashun!

 

[panchothedog]

How long until I can find the " 4M Corporation " on the New York stock exchange.
With as bass ackwards as the country is right now, might have a good future.

 

[Master Hack]

and Monstrosity’s.

Thank you for the editorial on our latest creation! In our defense I have to say that the whole Engine/CVT/PTO/Drive/propulsion unit has been problematic since the Increase in HP (hyper propulsion) with 4 consecutive failures. Hence the upgrade to a medium duty assembly. ( I was talked out of the heavy duty assembly, over weight concerns). If this improvement proves to be inadequate, then there only two options:
the heavy duty mount, or the full throttle assault on the back road here at the Mt. Top. One road does end in a rather abrupt 4500 foot drop off!

 

[Functional Artist]

then there only two options:

Um...if necessary...wouldn't dynamite be a 3rd option?

 

[Whitetrashrocker]

You wouldn't happen to live in Alaska would you hack?



And I think FA is on to something with the boom sticks.



Can we get a combo of option 2 and 3?

2023 glacier view car launch alaska

youtube.com

 

[Master Hack]

You wouldn't happen to live in Alaska would you hack

No, the Mt. Top lab is a clandestine location high above the Peoples socialist republic of Orygun.

l'm confident this "monstrosity" will solve the current crop of problems.

I've seen the car launch, l might even attend next year.

Dynamite is too dangerous! shrapnel from 3 megatons ya know...

 

[Master Hack]

How long until I can find the " 4M Corporation " on the New York stock exchange.
With as bass ackwards as the country is right now, might have a good future.

You are wise experienced investor.

Won't be long, look for our IPO in the next 30 days. I can put ya on the email suc....list err ahh i mean, IPO notification list. I just need yer email and a $5000 retainer.

 

[Denny]

I smell a Wylie Coyote moment in Hacks future! May I recommend ACME brand rockets and dynamite.

 

[Master Hack]

Are you suggesting this upgrade is going to fail, invoking option #2?
please elaborate...

HIJACK ALERT!

Remember the title? Ya know that thing about broken bolts?
well if that happens to ya just throw the offending part away and buy a new one.
the end
yer welcome!

Now back to the off topic BS that was going on!

 

[bob58o]

Clandestine Operation Mountain Sweeps?
I’m just doing a CO Sweep. That was a clandestine foot kick.

 

[Master Hack]

Ya know that kinda sh*t happens every day here at the lobby of Scrap Yard Engineers.
The guards at the Mt. Top gate have had to increase their armorment!

 

[Denny]

An AR15 and a back hoe takes care of problems like that!

 

[Master Hack]

An AR15 and a back hoe takes care of problems like that

We really don't use the hoe for funeral arrangements. Remember that 4500 ft drop off?
The ARs do a nice job, without leaving too much mess.

 

[Denny]

And those jerks think they’re being funny! The small town hospital I work in I’d just have them trespassed, arrested and jailed. Easy Peasy!